


* Just about every line of "Confessions Part III", but especially when he admits to dressing up like Creator/ShirleyTemple (or, in the live shows, Sarah Palin) and spanking himself with a hockey stick. * "Good Enough For Now," from ''Polka Party,'' is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax. Weird Al's face superimposed over a woman's body, exhibiting outfits so outrageous that they manage to ''out-Gaga Music/LadyGaga.'' (with a few ''real'' Gaga outfits thrown in, such as the one made of raw meat - though good luck figuring out without doing the research which ones were the real thing) Highlights include a singing porcupine on his/her head, a Taj Mahal/Octopus combo, and a cameo by Music/ video. ** One of the selling points for the CIA is that they've got ] * The video for "Perform This Way". Then reaches back into frame and steals his drink. Al hides his gun with a folder, shoots the man, then shoots him twice more before leaving. This is rendered in the music video as them being at a bar. * "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch", just from how ] * "Party in the CIA" is hilarious, as one fan put it "It's hauntingly accurate, I hope we don't have to kill him." ** ''"Better put your hands up and get in the van, Or else you'll get blown away!"'' ** ''"We only torture the folks we don't like, You're probably gonna be OK!"'' ** ''"Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you? ]"'' ** The song's protagonist says he is in no rush to assassinate a particular dictator, only to happen to cross paths with him and shoot him. Mark Mothersbaugh once stated that he hated Weird Al ''for doing the song before he could''. ** "] (Dare to be stupid!) Okay, I can hear you now." ** The song is a style-parody of Devo. ** All of "Dare to be Stupid" counts, really. It takes a great comedian to keep a straight face saying that line and having mashed potatoes in his hair. * "Dare To Be Stupid" has his announcement that "Mashed potatoes can be your friends".while emerging from a large pot with ] and an "AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle" expression.

I'm gonna '''miss you'''\\ (silly woo-woo version of the hook from "Miss You")'' ] ] * "Good Old Days" has this ] verse about a grocery store owner: ->''Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice\\ I don't know why I ]\\ Oh, I'll never forget the day I ]\\ Well, you should've seen ]'' ] * A clever transition in "Hot Rocks Polka", Al's polka tribute to Music/TheRollingStones: ->''So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday\\ Who could hang a name on you\\ When you change with every new day\\ Still. he dons a gigantic blazer a la David Byrne in "Stop Making Sense" to perform it.

* It wasn't enough for Al to do pitch-perfect Music/TalkingHeads style parody in "Dog Eat Dog". * "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch", just from how ] ] * "Good Enough For Now" is three minutes of the most backhanded compliments ever put on wax. ] * "Dare To Be Stupid" has his announcement that "Mashed potatoes can be your friends".while emerging from a large pot with ] and an "AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle" expression.
